NO, DAMNIT. I TOLD YOU THE ZIPPER GOES THE OTHER WAY-

WAIT, WHY THE FUCK AM I YELLING, NOT THAT IT'S WEIRD, BUT I WASN'T REALLY TRYING TO.
AND WHERE IN THE NAME OF XEMNAS' CRAZY BACKWARDS PIE OBSESSION AM I?

IF THIS THAT EMO TWAT ZEXION DOING SOMETHING I AM GOING TO SHANK HIM SO HARD HE'LL NEVER HAVE TO CUT HIMSELF AGAIN!



[OOC: BACKGROUND GIFS WON'T WORK WITH ME, NO MATTER THE FONT SIZE IT ONLY SHOWS THE TOP PART OF THE GIF, EVEN THE COMMON ONES EVERYONE USES- IDK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS PROBLEM?]

*IF YOU CHANCE UPON FLORIDA, YOU'LL SEE HER STANDING IN FRONT OF A MEMORIAL FOR SOME SORT OF MILITARY THING, SOLEMNLY AT ATTENTION.*


...

[AFTER HEARING THAT HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND HEARTS AT SOMETHING CALLED A 'HOSPITAL', ROXAS IS NOW INSIDE SAID BUILDING, SEARCHING THROUGH THE ROOMS FOR HEARTLESS. SO FAR ALL HE'S COME ACROSS ARE INJURED PEOPLE OR MOTIONLESS BODIES.]

COME ON, THERE HAVE GOT TO BE SOME HEARTS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!

[HEY, WHAT'S THAT FALLING FROM THE SKY AND SCREAMING? WHY, IT'S LUFFY!]
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH--
[CRASH]

OW OW OWWWW! THAT HURT! WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T-- OHHH! IT'S THE NEXUSOUTERHEAVENDRESSINGROOM!

HIIII, NEXUSOUTERHEAVENDRESSINGROOM! [WAVES]

*OH HI SLIGHTLY FAMILIAR LOOKING GUY WITH LOOOONG ASS PONY TAIL*

...

*GODDAMN HE LOOKS PISSED OFF. PISSED OFF AND COVERED IN BANDOLIERS*

...

*AND NOW HE SITS, PULLS SOME THREAD, WOOD RINGS AND OTHER SMALL THINGS OUT OF HIS UNIFORM AND...*

...

*MAKES DREAM CATCHERS. ANGRILY.*

*URYUU IS JUST HANGING OUT UNDER A TREE TODAY, AS HE'S FOND OF. HE'S HOPING IF NO ONE CAN FIND HIM, NO ONE WILL TRY TO WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY. NO ONE MEANING MAYA, SINCE NO ONE ELSE HERE SHOULD KNOW.

HE'S ALSO WORKING ON A SMALL OUT. IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE A DOLL'S (OR COW'S) DRESS. SHUT UP. WHEN YOU HAVE TO SEW YOUR OWN CHRISTMAS PRESENTS IT PAYS TO START EARLY.*

*NIGAITO SEEMS TO BE CAREFULLY BALANCING A BIRTHDAY CUPCAKE AND A SMALL PRESENT IN HIS ARMS, WITH NO GRIP SINCE HIS SLEEVES ARE HUGE*

HA... HAP-HAPPY-HAP-- *TAKES A DEEP BREATH* HAPPY BIRTHDAY URYUU-SAN!

[*KUSURI URI IS MAKING A FEW ROUNDS AGAIN. ANYONE INTERESTED IN ANY HERBAL MEDICINES? MOST OF THEM HE HAS INCREASES SEXUAL STAMINA AND IS PERFECT FOR ANY UP COMING WEDDING GIFTS.*]

[*HE ALSO SELLS THICK BOOKS OF EROTICA FOR THOSE NOT INTERESTED IN HIS MAIN WARES.*]

*THROUGHOUT THE NEXUS, WHEREVER YOU HAPPEN TO BE AT THE MOMENT, YOU MIGHT SEE PRINGLES PUTTING A SIGN UP ON THE WALL, IF HE HASN'T ALREADY*

{HEY! LISTEN!
DENIZENS OF THE NEXUS, MOST OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF KAVACHI AND PLEINAIR, WHICH WILL TAKE PLACE SOON. KIND OF. DOOD. THERE WILL BE CAKE. THE CAKE MAY OR MAY NOT BE A LIE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT PRINGLES THE PRINNY.}

[ SO EVERYWHERE IN THIS DADGUM PLACE YOU'LL SEE FLIERS THAT ALL LOOK LIKE THIS: ]

ATTENTION, LADIES



FEELIN' LONELY?

'CUZ THIS STATE MAN YANKEE-DOODLE SURE IS!

STEP RIGHT UP, LADIES-- HE AIN'T TOO BAD FOR A HALF-YANKEE! HE'S GOT ALL THE CHARM OF A SOUTHERN MAN WITH ALL THE ASININE QUALITIES OF A NORTHERN MAN! A GENUINE CAN'T-MISS OPPORTUNITY FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS A LITTLE TASTE OF THE FINER POINTS OF BOTH THE NORTH AND THE EVEN BETTER SOUTH! THAT WILL RISE AGAIN ONE DAY MAYBE STOP THAT, ALABAMA

HE LIKES:

LONG WALKS IN HORSE STABLES

GOOD OL' BLACK LABEL JACK DANIELS WHISKEY

HIS NEIGHBOR, TENNESSEE-- KENTUCKY WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT HIS GUIDANCE

SOUTHERN LADIES

.... HELL, NORTHERN WOMEN'LL DO IN A PINCH

PLEASE CALL 1-800-HOT4KENTUCKY FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO SNATCH THIS PRIZE UP LIKE A COON IN THE WOODS!

*IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS SET A MASSIVE BONFIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OPEN FIELD. AND OF COURSE, THERE'S BOOZE AND FOOD SET UP A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY. THE CAUSE OF ALL THIS IS CURRENTLY DIGGING THROUGH A BOX OF FIREWORKS AND SETTING THINGS UP, ALL THE WHILE MUMBLING TO HIMSELF*

AAAND...DONE! THE DISPLAY SHOULD BE READY.

[INTERACTION POST: IT'S A PAJAMA BONFIRE PARTY! THERE'S EXPLOSIVES, COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL, AND FIRE AND FLAMES, SO MAKE THE MOST OF IT. AND HAPPY GUY FAWKES DAY. 8D]

STOP.

((OOC: I'M BAAAACK! >D HAVE AT IT.))

FOR SOME REASON, I FEEL THAT MY CHORDS OF STEEL CAN BE USED BEST IN A PLACE LIKE THIS!

I AM APOLLO JUSTICE, AND I AM FINE!

I AM APOLLO JUSTICE, AND I AM FINE!

I AM APOLLO JUSTICE AND I AM FINE!

*LIL' LOTTA IS PERCHED ON TOP OF AN OPEN DOOR. KIND OF LIKE A CAT.*

*A CAT WITH A COOKIE.*

*A HAPPY CAT WITH A COOKIE.*

*ITALY IS MAKING PASTA FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE NEXUS.*

PASTA~PASTA~MAKING PASTA~

*BOTHER HIM FOR FOOD, BRING SOME WINE, OR PULL ON THAT CURL OF HIS?*

[ SO YOU MIGHT FIND THIS DUDE JUST SITTING AROUND WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS: ]

I AM JAPAN-- PLEASE TOUCH MY TOKYO TOWER

[ .... YEAH. FUCK FORMAL INTRODUCTIONS-- NEXUS DOES IT FOR YOU! ]

*WHAT'S THAT? AN ELECTRONIC VOICE COMING FROM NOWHERE, AND A WEIRD SYMBOL ON EVERY SCREEN IN THE NEXUS? OH, SNAP, THAT CAN ONLY MEAN... *

ORANGE SPARKLES? ORANGE? NO NO THIS WON'T DO THIS THIS WON'T DO AT ALL. ORANGE IS A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE COLOR THIS WON'T DO.

*AN ORANGE COUNTDOWN TIMER APPEARS IN PLACE OF THE LOGO, RUNNING DOWN FROM A MERE TWENTY MINUTES.*

THE NUKES HAVE BEEN REACTIVATED. I'LL BURN THIS ORANGE TO THE THE THE TO THE GROUND.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE SEEK SHELTER IN THE MOST PANICKED FASHION POSSIBLE, OKAY? ♥

*THE MONEY YOU COULD SAVE WITH GEICO STARES AT YOU, COMPELLING YOU TO WATCH THE VIDEO.*