*DAY TWO, LOCATION: ON THE RAIL*

*SO EITHER BY FORCE OF ZOMBIES OR FORCE OF PLOT, YOU'RE ON THE TRAIL.*

*THE OREGON TRAIL . WHO'D A THUNK IT. AND YOU'RE TRAVELING. NOVEL. IT'S COLD, IT'S CLOUDY, A RIVER SHOULD EB COMING UP ANY TIME NOW.*

*OBJECTIVE: BUG THE HELL OUT OF WAGON LEADER TEXAS.*

*ALSO, NO ONE GOT ANY LAST NIGHT. YOUR CONSEQUENCE: YOU DIDN'T GET ANY, HA HA!*

*ALSO, MR. R HAS CHICKEN POX. HAVE FUN WITH THAT.*

*OREGON TRAIL, NIGHT 1. LOCATION: STILL AT STARTING POINT. LEADER ELECTED- TEXAS.*

*ONE OF TWO OBJECTIVES WERE MET. GOOD JOB, KIND OF.*

*AND NOW, NIGHT IS FALLING ON THE CITY! A CONSEQUENCE FOR NOT COMPLETING ALL OBJECTIVES WILL OCCUR AT SOME POINT.*

*TONIGHT'S OBJECTIVE: GET SOME. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. GO ABOUT THINE BUSINESS, TRAIL BLAZERS.*

*CONSEQUENCE POSTED.*

*RISE AND SHINE, CITIZENS! BECAUSE YOU'RE BACK IN THE 1800S NOW AND IN SOME PODUNK TOWN EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?*

*YOU FUCKING DON'T WANNA BE THERE!*

*GET YOUR PERIOD CLOTHES ON BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE YOUR REGULAR WARDROBE GATHER UP YOUR FRIENDS AND GET YER GUN, YOU'RE GOIN' TO OREGON OR YOU'LL GET DYSENTERY*

*OBJECTIVE! ELECT A WAGON TRAIN LEADER AND DEPART FOR OREGON!*

*DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT, JUST DO IT.*

*THERE ARE SHOPS IN YOUR PODUNK TOWN OFFERING FOOD, MEDICAL SUPPLIES, WAGON PARTS, GUNS AND RANDOM CRAP. TRADE, STEAL, I DON'T GIVE A BONNET, BUT IF YOU'RE NOT OUT OF TOWN BY SUNDOWN TOMORROW'S POST, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. YES, WE'RE GONNA ALTERNATE NIGHT AND DAY POSTS EVERY DAY, JUST LIKE THE MAFIA GAME.*

*NOW SNAP TO IT, PEOPLE.*

[LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S PLAYING AROUND WITH HER NEW SPEAK 'N' SPELL, TYPING VARIOUS THINGS TO SEE WHAT ALL SHE CAN MAKE IT 'ACCIDENTALLY' SAY. MOST OF THE RESULTS SO FAR HAVE BEEN BORING; THE MOST-INTERESTING SO FAR HAS BEEN "P O NUT OPERATOR EFFIGY LATER"... YEAH, I DON'T KNOW EITHER.]

MY FELLOW AMERICANS



ALSO, GOOD JOB TO WHOEVER BUSTED UP TEX'S WEDDING. I WOULD GIVE YOU THIS BANANA AS THANKS, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT.

WELL MOTHERFUCKERS HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS FINE DAY?
MY NAME IS BRAVA MOTHERFUCKING BUSBY AND I'M THE MOST BADASS FENCER EVER! Y'ALL A BUNCHA PUSSIES SO I FIGURED, THIS PLACE NEEDS SOME AWESOME!!!!!!! IF ANYONE WANTS TO PROVE ME WRONG, GO A FUCKING HEAD I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!

[OOC: AM I GAR ENOUGH!?!]

*OHEY, WHEN DID THAT BLOND WOMAN GET HERE? AND WHY DOES SHE SEEM SO FAMILIAR?*

I WANT AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS.

NOW.


((OOC: I KNOW, GENDERBENDING IS OVERDONE, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT...RUFFLES IS SUCH A PRETTY GIRL.))

*HERE'S A FAMILIAR KID WHO HASN'T BEEN AROUND SINCE PROM.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO FORGOT HIM, HE'S BACK NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU (ONE OF YOU) WHO WAS LOOKING FOR HIM. HERE HE IS.*

STAN...? HEY. HAVE YOU FORGIVEN ME ABOUT ROSALYN YET?

...I'M SURE HE FORGOT!

COURAGE? ARE YOU HERE BOY?

NEKOZAWA?

THIS PLACE LOOKS DIFFRENT THEN I REMEBER.

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

*WHAT'S THAT SOUND? A FALLING...WHITE...CAT? HE LANDS NEARBY WITH A HUGE-

CRASH!!

*INVESTIGATE?*

*NIGAITO'S CURRENTLY SITTING QUIETLY BY HIMSELF, WHAT COULD HE BE MOPING ABOUT NOW?* *OH, HE SEEMS TO BE HIDING SOMETHING, WHAT IS IT?*



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NIGAITOOOO.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME...

ETA: *WELL AT LEAST THAT'S HOW THINGS WERE EARLIER. NOW NIGAITO'S JUST SITTING ON THE FLOOR WITH HIS FACE IN HIS KNEES, CRYING BEHIND A SMASHED CUPCAKE ON THE FLOOR*

APPARENTLY ONE OF THAT IDIOT'S RESOLUTIONS WAS TO START PLAYING SOME OF HIS LESSER-USED CHARACTERS MORE.

YOU KNOW, I EXPECTED SOMETHING A LITTLE BIGGER FOR THIS HOLE'S NEW YEARS EVENT. DO I HAVE TO START PUNCHING FIREWORKS AND SETTING THEM OFF MYSELF TO KICK IT ALL OFF?

(OOC: VIVI HERE'S POPPED UP EXACTLY ONCE BEFORE, JUST WITH DIFFERENT ICONS. FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO KNOW, SHE'S CHAÎNE'S LITTLE SISTER.)

*KAITO'S IN YOUR NEXUS WITH ONE OF THOSE MACHINES THAT DICK VAN DYKE USES IN THE MARY POPPINS MOVIE. MAKING ALL THE NOISE HE POSSIBLY CAN, KAITO'S LEAPING AROUND THE NEXUS... WHICH WOULDN'T BE THAT BIG OF A PROBLEM IF IT WEREN'T MIDNIGHT*

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!

*A NEW FACE HAS ARRIVED IN THE NEXUS. SOME OF YOU MIGHT SEE A VERY TALL, BEEFY, RED-HAIRED MAN WALKING AROUND...A TALL, BEEFY MAN IN A RED EVENING DRESS AND STILETTO HEELS. HE'S CHECKING OUT THE SURROUNDINGS WARILY, A PISTOL CLUTCHED IN EACH HAND.*

GODDAMN...IF THIS'S JIMMIE'S IDEA OF A JOKE...

[[OOC: HAVE ANOTHER OC FOR YOUR ENSLAVING PLEASURE. HE'S THE EARL OF SLANDER, A RARE BREED OF CROSS DRESSING COWBOY. 8D]]

[SOMEONE IS WATCHING. HE DOES NOT LIKE WHAT HE SEES.]

[YOUNGSTERS... ADULTS... WHAT ARE THEY DOING? WHY ARE THEY NOT AT HOME, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES? WHY DO THEY INSIST ON WASTING THEIR LIVES ON PETTY THINGS? WHY CAN'T THEY SEE THE TRUTH? THE ONE IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE?]

SEGA SATURN SHIRO!

*IT SEEMS LIKE ORVOKKI IS UP TO SOMETHING. IN FACT, IT LOOKS LIKE HER BELLOSSOM IS HELPING HER MAKE SOME REALLY NICE PERFUME!!*



...THIS LOOKS GOOD, BUT I SERIOUSLY DON'T RECOMMEND ANYONE TRY THIS. ANYONE WANT TO DISREGARD MY WARNING AND USE THIS ANYWAY?

((OOC: TYPICAL FAGGOTRY APPLIES HERE: MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN. GENDERBEND, TURN GAY/LES/BI, TURN INTO A POPSICLE STICK, TURN INTO SOME KIND OF GIANT, BECOME SUPER HIGH, ETC. ETC.!!))

*SEE ARAKUNE SITTING ON A COUCH*

G____AMN IT I S________R!
WA____
___ER!!!
WAT__

*HO HO HO, LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S MAYA CLAUSE COME BEARING GIFTS FOR THE NEXUS!

CARE TO SEE WHAT SHE HAS IN HER GIANT BAG FOR YOU?*

*DJ YELLOW IS HERE, AND HE BRINGS GIFTS FOR ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS!*

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!


PSST, STORMER? ARE YOU HERE? I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU...